the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear
Humans AND monsters fucking.
HUMANS AND MONSTERS FUCKING AND THEY ARE ALSO MADLY IN LOVE.
seeing people hate on a character you can relate to the most
- Review Games
- Spirit Week
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe