jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

http://theone8888.tumblr.com/post/92452730852

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

mydollyaviana:

chickennuggetpower:

What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?

Hahaha this is so funny I think my favourite is Beached hahaha

http://chickennuggetpower.tumblr.com/post/60453395760/what-if-disney-renamed-all-their-other-princess
http://deadlykillerqueen.tumblr.com/post/67636284345
http://scarrrr.deviantart.com/art/Goodnight-Night-Vale-goodnight-395973735
http://teendaze.co.vu/post/92592652928/too-poor-for-college-too-rich-for-fafsa

pinkfeiry:

sakurajoker:

sketches.

this is so lovely!

http://sakurajoker.tumblr.com/post/68438005932/sketches

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

http://fuckyesfeminist.tumblr.com/post/76914992560/average-size-mannequin-with-average-size-woman

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

http://1vm.tumblr.com/post/56414096730/i-remember-when-i-was-5-i-used-to-take-dancing

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/69519873023

cl4yton:

Wonderful.

http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/87570181348/osbaston

snorzee:

and in that moment i swear we were in the house

http://smexysocrates.tumblr.com/post/30853424133/and-in-that-moment-i-swear-we-were-in-the-house

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

http://gg-ll.tumblr.com/post/46815542380
http://teamwoof.tumblr.com/post/90802926870/isaac-demonstrating-why-boys-and-girls-take-their