owe-you-so-much:

the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear

http://owe-you-so-much.tumblr.com/post/81202415585/the-most-unrealistic-thing-about-young-adult

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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http://pocula.tumblr.com/post/49880055444
http://landorus.com/post/43751970254

baph0metal:

Monsters fucking.

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Humans AND monsters fucking.

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HUMANS AND MONSTERS FUCKING AND THEY ARE ALSO MADLY IN LOVE.

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http://baph0metal.tumblr.com/post/82955457874/monsters-fucking-humans-and-monsters
http://gifs-and-screencaps.tumblr.com/post/61367329130

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

http://quotes-n-hoes.tumblr.com/post/41170222474/this-is-an-ancient-roman-amulet-for-luck-yes

fistful-of-paintballs:

seeing people hate on a character you can relate to the most

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http://fistful-of-paintballs.tumblr.com/post/74732943650/seeing-people-hate-on-a-character-you-can-relate

moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.

http://justaddfiction.tumblr.com/post/75019280048/so-basically-all-these-separate-posts-are-kind-of

tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

http://tvhousehusband.tumblr.com/post/73248453134/i-think-im-in-love-with-her

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week
http://perksofbeingademigodtribute.tumblr.com/post/73986842587/things-public-school-kids-take-way-too-seriously

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.
http://last-of-the-american-zombies.tumblr.com/post/73224838083/reasons-to-be-a-mermaid-no-pants-no-periods
eren jaeger: *puts thumb in mouth*
eren jaeger: see, it's a metaphor
eren jaeger: you put the titan trigger in between your teeth but you dont give it the power to do the titan thing
http://kirshctein.tumblr.com/post/82867446359/eren-jaeger-puts-thumb-in-mouth-eren-jaeger

artisticgamzee:

Literally Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in every movie

http://highnoonish.tumblr.com/post/59605579362

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

http://nonomella.tumblr.com/post/76829548302/my-6-year-olds-were-upset-because-i-taught-them

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying